Welcome to $COLLEGE: Click. Buy. Graduate.
Tired of boring lectures? $COLLEGE is the only degree you need in meme finance. No classes, no homework—just pure memetic potential and a community of degens who understand that the best education happens on the blockchain. 1 buy = 1 degree
Why College Is "Bad"
Debt Mountain
Graduate with $39K in debt and a ramen diet. That’s like buying 39,000 tacos... and getting zero tacos.
Time Waster
Four years of power naps in class just for a PDF diploma no one checks.
Financial Black Hole
Tuition rising faster than Bitcoin on Elon memes. Even Harvard econ can’t explain these numbers.
Why $COLLEGE Is "Good"
Zero Homework
No professors, no assignments, just 3 AM chart-staring and endless memes for extra credit.
Potential Gains*
Wild rewards, wild rides—potential gains that make your GPA blush (*potential rug pulls included).
Meme Scholars
Join a league of legendary meme scholars with PhDs in Dank Studies and Advanced HODL Theory.
Simple Tokenomics
Total Supply
1,000,069,000 $COLLEGE coins (that's more coins than brain cells lost during finals week)
Liquidity
LP locked tighter than dormitory security on parents' weekend
Dev Wallet
As empty as your dining hall on weekends (we're in this for the memes, not the money)
Hidden Features
No hidden fees, just hidden punchlines and easter eggs in our smart contract
How to Buy $COLLEGE
Sign up for Axiom
Use my link to get started https://axiom.trade/@xalerts
It's like your digital backpack, but without the textbook weight.
It's like your digital backpack, but without the textbook weight.
Fund Your Wallet
Add SOL (skip the tuition bill). Think of it as paying for a semester, except you might actually get something back.
Find $COLLEGE on Axiom
CA: HauHcqBMdoTihQVSpipXNFgQWii1Zh3WA9Tj3AaKpump
Join the $COLLEGE Community
24/7 meme debates, airdrop rumors, and conversations that make more sense than your philosophy class. Our TAs (Token Assistants) are always online.
Follow for livestreams of our fake commencement ceremonies, token updates, and memes that would make your economics professor question their career choice.
Reddit
Where our "professors" grade memes, not papers. Get upvotes instead of GPA points and awards instead of scholarships.
Cry-Laugh Testimonials & Dank Memes
"My student loan officer finally blocked me!" 🤣 "This coin's more fun than my Psych 101 final." Our community creates better content than your university's entire marketing department.
🚨 Extreme NFA Meme Coin Disclaimer! 🚨
$COLLEGE is 100% meme—no utility, all hilarity
This token has absolutely zero utility beyond making you laugh and possibly cry (sometimes simultaneously). It will not help you get a job, improve your dating life, or impress your parents.
Not financial advice (NFA), not educational advice
If you take investment advice from a website with this many jokes, you probably shouldn't be managing your own money. This is entertainment, not education.
High volatility warning
Memes might go up, down, sideways, or expel you for bad puns. $COLLEGE is more volatile than your roommate after their fifth energy drink during finals week.
Only invest what you can afford to lose
Don't spend your actual tuition money or lunch money on this. If you can't afford to lose it completely, don't put it in $COLLEGE or any other meme coin.